October 2017

BREAKING: Poo poo face Trump bans doody head Corker from White House adult day care center

After an exchange of strongly worded tweets between President Trump and Congressman Bob Corker, Trump announced he had banned Corker from attending the White House adult day care, just before residents were about to be given their daily treat of Activia yogurt snacks. “SAD that Corker has to be such a fart breath turd burglar