Andy Berke becomes U.S. Secretary of the Treasury after judo chopping Steven Mnuchin behind a dumpster

After luring United States Secretary of the Treasury Steven Mnuchin behind a Washington DC dumpster and performing a judo chop to knock him out, look-a-like and Chattanooga Mayor Andy Berke has assumed Mnuchin’s position.

Experts believe the string of events started after Andy Berke’s wife Monique Berke posted an Instagram photo of her coming off a direct flight from Chattanooga to DC while bragging about clothing and accessories purchased from Warehouse Row.

“Being a doppelganger is one easy way to further your political career,” explained Berke, while wiping Mnuchin’s blood from his hands.

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