BREAKING: Whirlpool Announces It Has Been Successfully Shamed

BREAKING: A representative from the Whirlpool Corporation announced this morning that the company has successfully and sufficiently been shamed.

“We will now attempt to awaken the two gentlemen, who have been at our necks for many months, and comply with whatever shaming they have in mind,” exclaimed Whirlpool PR spokesmen Todd Harris.

It is believed that Lupton Company will follow suit. More as it breaks…

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