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BREAKING: Deceased prostitute discovered in trunk during Rossville area “Trunk or Treat” event

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According to witnesses, a deceased prostitute was discovered during a local “Trunk or Treat” event at an unnamed Rossville area church. Bystanders reported the prostitute was discovered under a KFC bucket of candy in the trunk of an unmanned vehicle during the event. “One minute you’re dressing your kid up…

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BREAKING: Lake Winnepesaukah Announces Partnership with Six Flags Over Georgia for World’s Longest Water Park

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During a press conference this morning at Lake Winnepesaukah’s “Wet Spot” location of Soak Ya, a representative from the amusement park announced a partnership with Six Flags to build the world’s longest waterpark.  The announcement came just a few days after Six Flags Over Georgia unveiled plans to open its…

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Chattanooga Roller Boys struggling to find audience

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Men's roller derby (Used under the CC-BY-2.0 license. Source: http://flic.kr/p/csrVrE)

It is undeniable that roller derby has made a huge comeback in recent years, but you wouldn’t know it by attending a local Chattanooga Roller Boys bout. “We are completely baffled,” said Chattanooga Roller Boys team captain and founder Justin McCloskie, looking at an audience of six people at their…

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Bike Chattanooga to introduce jetpack rentals in 2014

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Jetpack (Used under the GFDL v1.2 license. Source: Fir0002/Flagstaffotos)

Bike Chattanooga, the group that administers Chattanooga’s bike-sharing program, has received scrutiny lately, with concerns that it will be able to be profitable, after exhausting most of a $2 million federal grant yet only generating a small fraction of that in revenue so far. At a press conference today, Bike…

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Chattanooga Police considers adopting UFC rules

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UFC logo (source: http://tinyurl.com/ufclogo)

At a press conference yesterday afternoon, Chattanooga Police Chief Wilfred Leistershire announced that the department is strongly considering adopting rules of the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, as guidelines for officers when apprehending criminals. The police has endured criticism over the last few years with accusations of police brutality, with…

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Upcoming Lake Winnepesaukah water park to feature adults-only island, The Wet Spot

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Lake Winnepesaukah (Used under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic License. Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/milst1/5935526489/)

At a news conference, Lake Winnepesaukah Amusement Park in Rossville, GA announced a new expansion project, which will build upon the planned water park called “SoakYa” scheduled to be open for the Summer 2013 season. While SoakYa, which derives its name from the last two syllables of “Winnepesaukah,” is intended…

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