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Mike Pence ponders move to Chattanooga area after learning of two Golden Corral locations

During his weekend visit to the Chattanooga area, acting Vice President Mike Pence announced he is considering relocating somewhere in town after learning of two Golden Corral eateries, one in Chattanooga, and one in Fort Oglethorpe.

Experts say Golden Corral is a favorite dining establishment among southern Churchgoers, who do not see the irony in gluttony.

“Mother and I love the idea of two, count em two Golden Corral restaurants within a 15-mile radius of this area,” announced Pence during one of this campaign stops. “Lord willing, I will get a little frisky and dip my head right in that gosh darn chocolate fountain.”

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