Chattanooga Bystander’s fifth annual Taco and Tequila event receives terrible reviews

To celebrate their fifth anniversary, the Chattanooga Bystander threw it’s annual Taco and Tequila festival, which was met with unsurprisingly terrible reviews.

Sources say once the doors opened, attendees were somehow greeted with long lines, tacos cooked on the ground in short supply, lack of toilet paper in the restrooms, another $80 charge, and subpar face painting.

“I asked for tequila and was given a Gatorade bottle filled with what could possibly be kerosene topped with a rotten lime,” explained attendee Randall Randallson.

“We had a great time and had lots of delicious tacos and tequila,” posted Facebook user Kirk Ravage to the event page.

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