Senator Bob Corker has Googled the phrase “How to remove bumper sticker without damaging paint,” reports say.
This news comes one day after Corker, chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee, made comments to reporters about the White House, saying, “Obviously they’re in a downward spiral right now.”
“Man, I just bought this new Volkswagen last year,” said Corker. “She’s a sweet ride.”
“I’m a little reluctant to spray WD-40 on the bumper or use a blow dryer, in case of discoloration,” said Corker.
“I wish I remembered what I did the last time I removed a bumper sticker, which was in the ’90s when they replaced Sammy Hagar in Van Halen with the lead singer of Extreme,” said Corker.