Trump takes credit for local jobs created to protest Trump

in Business/Politics

President Donald Trump took credit, in his inaugural speech, for creating tens of thousands of local jobs that are directly related to protesting Trump.

“Believe me, this is all part of my economic plan for America,” said Trump. “I want all of these protest signs, t-shirts and hoodies to be American made, not in some Chinese sweatshop.”

“When you burn effigies of me in the streets, I want those to be top-quality effigies, made by American hands from American cotton,” said Trump.

“Take for example the Women’s March on Chattanooga,” said Trump about the march happening today at 3 p.m. at Coolidge Park. “Protesting is tiring work, and protesters will stimulate the Chattanooga economy by buying food, coffee and post-march massages from nearby businesses.”

“I’ve known all along that the more outrageous things I say and the more unethical things I do, the more people will protest, and protesting is part of the new economy,” said Trump.

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6 Comments

  1. The orange bald headed baffon…just can’t stop lying
    There is something mentally wrong with our new illegimate pres
    The only thing bigger. Than his ego is Chris christys waist line
    I just wonder how long it take before he implodes under the weight of his immense
    Ego

  2. Crazy as crazy gets, we can’t take to much more of this delusional orange con, man child tactics, nothing but lies. Sociopathic moron. EVERYTHING IS ABOUT BABY TRUMP AND HIS HUGE EGO. Straight jacket please. And where the hell are the impeachment papers???

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