Trump cites Harrison Keely morning videos as only credible news source

in Politics

After weeks of railing against so-called “fake news” sources, President-elect Donald Trump announced he only trusts from morning anchor Harrison Keely. The announcement comes as a surprise as Keely has apparently not reported morning news in many months.

Trump shocked the nation when he called CNN a fake news organization during a press conference this morning. Experts believe Trump has a fondness for Keely, mostly because of his early morning news reports since Trump is usually already awake from trolling Twitter all night.

“Believe me, no one can be trusted more than Harrison Keely, I can tell you this”, explained Trump. “Go to the internets and Google “Harrison Keely” and you’ll find high energy, especially in a video called Yellow Journalism.”