Riverbend Festival ’16 – Prohibited and Allowed Items

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Riverbend (Used under the CC-BY-2.0 license. Source: flic.kr/p/4UqSDB)
Riverbend (Used under the CC-BY-2.0 license. Source: flic.kr/p/4UqSDB)

Planning on enjoying the sweet, sweet sounds of Riverbend ’16 on the Chattanooga riverfront this year?

If so, please take note of the festival policies, including the following lists of prohibited and allowed items.

 

PROHIBITED ITEMS:
* Backpacks
* Pets
* Skateboards
* Bicycles
* Laser pointers
* Coolers
* Camcorders
* Audio equipment
* Outside food
* Outside beverages
* Refillable containers
* Water gun filled with vodka
* Water gun filled with warm beer
* Water gun filled with pickle juice
* Water gun filled with water

ALLOWED ITEMS:
* Handguns (with carry permit)
* Blankets and lawn chairs

ENJOY THE FESTIVAL!

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