“Best Cave” contest nominees include Ruby Falls, your mother

in Sports/Rec

Nominees for a national contest, held by USA Today‘s “10 Best” site, to name the “Best Cave” in the U.S. include local attractions Ruby Falls and your mother.

“Every year, thousands of visitors come inside these vast, timeworn depths, that are always a little cool, damp and some would say even a bit spooky,” said Chattanooga Director of Tourism Kelly Furrina. “But enough about your mother. Ruby Falls is quite popular, too.”

Voting ends on April 11.

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