River City Company purchases Walnut Street Bridge with #blacklivesmatter banner. Plans condos and artisanal restaurants

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After a Black Lives Matter movement banner was seen on the Walnut Street Bridge this weekend, a representative from River City Company accounted plans to purchase the bridge with sign and develop a mass of 7 story condos and hip restaurants that serve free-ranged hand cut ice.

rivercity“We have seen the concerns of local citizens and will take them to heart,” said River City Company spokesman Dewayne Jefferson. “These plans include repurposing the movement sign as some sort of fencing fastened to untreated wood for the patio of a bridge restaurant with locally sourced hookah glassware and kale.”

Future plans for the company include purchasing Chattanooga Community Kitchen and converting it into a hip brunch spot that requires a Netflix login to enter.