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August 2015

Local broads celebrate Women’s Equality Day

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Skirts across the city of Chattanooga celebrated the annual holiday Women’s Equality Day today, which commemorates the 95th anniversary of the certification of the 19th Amendment, guaranteeing broads the right to vote. “Major victories have been won in the war against sexism in the last century,” said local dollface Abigail…

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Local dollar theater plans upgrade to offer luxury while watching Hollywood tripe

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The local Regal Cinemas movie theater at Hamilton Place announced that it would upgrade from being a second-run bargain theater to a first-run luxury theater, offering an exquisite experience for viewing Hollywood tripe. “After the upgrades, you will experience a state-of-the-art projection system to watch mindless drivel like ‘Paul Blart:…

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Sen. Ted Cruz gets “sick tats” at Standard Ink

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Sen. Ted Cruz (by Gage Skidmore, used under the CC-BY-SA-2.0 license.)

After U.S. Sen. and Republican Presidential candidate Ted Cruz gave a speech at GraceWorks Church in Chattanooga yesterday morning, he revealed that the primary reason for his visit was actually to get some “sick tats” at Standard Ink Tattoo Company on Frazier Ave. Cruz was fulfilling a suggestion he made…

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