Slide the City being left for new Chattanooga Sewer Line

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After the success of last Saturdays “Slide the City” event, a representative for Chattanooga Public Works announced plans to keep the attraction in place for downtown sewer management and transportation. 

“We believe this is a great fun way for Chattanoogans to experience the thrills of what their waste feels like flowing down Broad Street while getting their slide on”, said Public Works official Carl Bowman.

While some downtown business owners and workers are repulsed by the sight of shit flowing down a 1000ft slip n slide in slidethecityChattanooga, many agree the liquid probably isn’t much cleaner than what was used on Saturday.