Santorum fills the Chattanoogan Hotel at Republican fundraising event

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Santorum filled the Chattanoogan Hotel at the annual Lincoln Day Dinner yesterday evening – an annual fundraising dinner held by the Hamilton County Republican Party.

“Santorum was all over the place,” said attendee Byron Mellwood. “Santorum covered everything you could think of. The outpouring of Santorum caused quite a commotion in that room. You could see it on people’s faces.”

“Word travels quickly about Santorum, and people are going to spread it all around,” said Mellwood. “Santorum will be on everyone’s lips.”

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