Craigslist Frisbee Guy tapped to fight recent crime wave in Chattanooga

After two solid weeks of violence and murder in the Tennessee Valley, Chattanooga Police Chief Fred Fletcher announced plans to hire frisbeenew internet sensation and Craigslist Frisbee advocate HecKtor Dangus (not his real name) to stop future outbreaks.

“We believe Mr Dangus (not his real name) can try this shit in deterring future outbreaks in crime within our city, exclaimed Chief Fletcher. “At least we know he will not try to jack off or fuck anyone in the process.”

 

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