EPB admits to overcharging city $1.2 mil for moonlight

in Business/Politics
Moon (Used under the CC-BY-2.0 license. Source: flic.kr/p/oN2i8y)
Moon (Used under the CC-BY-2.0 license. Source: flic.kr/p/oN2i8y)

After a recent audit investigating billing discrepancies made by EPB when billing the city of Chattanooga for power service, EPB representatives admitted that it had overcharged the city $1.2 million for moonlight.

Chattanooga officials were disappointed to learn that EPB, which is owned by the city of Chattanooga, had grossly inflated the price of moonlight, which is light from the sun reflected off the moon during the evening hours.

“We trust that EPB will correct their wrongs and charge us a fair price in the future,” said Chattanooga official Robin Neddison. “Despite this, at least we know that Tennessee American Water is giving us a fair market value when they bill us for having them make it rain.”

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