Election wrap-up: Fleischmann begins 2-year-long nap, Zach Wamp takes son to Ben & Jerry’s

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Chuck Fleischmann
Chuck Fleischmann
* Victorious 3rd Congressional District Rep. Chuck Fleischmann begins another two-year-long nap

* Zach Wamp takes son to Ben & Jerry’s

* Unopposed 3rd Congressional District Democratic candidate Mary Headrick narrowly wins

* 4th Congressional District race too close to call – Rep. Scott DesJarlais urges opponent state Sen. Jim Tracy’s mother to have 231st trimester abortion

* Of course, domestic partnership ordinance defeated, this is freakin’ Tennessee, what did you think?

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