Santorum gushes for Weston Wamp

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Weston Wamp
Weston Wamp

Santorum profusely and passionately gushed, aimed at 3rd Congressional District Republican candidate Weston Wamp, it was announced this morning.

“This overflowing outpouring of Santorum is something I have desired for a long time,” said Wamp. “I’m so pleased – is it all over my face? I just want to eat it all up.”

“I hope I’ll be seeing a lot of Santorum,” said Wamp. “There is a lot to do. It is time to roll up my sleeves and get my hands dirty.”

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