Times Free Press lists Chattanooga Bystander for sale on Craigslist

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The TFP's listing on Craigslist to sell The Chattanooga Bystander
The TFP’s listing on Craigslist to sell The Chattanooga Bystander

After purchasing The Chattanooga Bystander yesterday for $19 million dollars, the daily newspaper Chattanooga Times Free Press announced that it was selling the newly acquired online news website on Craigslist “for $199 or best offer.”

The Craigslist advertisement also stated that the Times Free Press was open to possibly trading it for a used lawnmower in good working condition or a set of grow lights.

“We made a huge mistake,” said TFP managing editor Jordan Krampton. “The Chattanooga Bystander is a massive liability, and it’s just a matter of time before some local celebrity or rich politician sues these assholes.”

“If there are no takers, then we’ll probably just give it away on Freecycle,” said Krampton.

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