Silverdale inmate who gave birth while shackled accidentally invented new fetish

in Culture/Health
(Left used and modified under the CC-BY-SA-2.0 license; source: flic.kr/p/c2W1WW. Right used and modified under the CC-BY-2.0 license; source: flic.kr/p/7zD1Kj)
(Left used and modified under the CC-BY-SA-2.0 license; source: flic.kr/p/c2W1WW. Right used and modified under the CC-BY-2.0 license; source: flic.kr/p/7zD1Kj)

While a former Silverdale correctional facility inmate is suing Silverdale, Corrections Corporation of America and the sheriff of Hamilton County for being shackled last year to a hospital bed while giving birth, local perverts and the adult entertainment industry are praising her for inadvertently inventing a new fetish.

The lawsuit alleges that being chained up constituted cruel and unusual punishment and put the pregnant mother at risk during labor, which was a unique scenario that combined elements from “Women in Prison” exploitation films, bondage, medical fetishism and maiesiophilia, also known as pregnancy fetishism.

“Justice needs to be served, and we demand to learn more details,” said local degenerate Demitri Stackpohl. “We need to know if the warden was a sadistic Nazi named Ilsa. Was the inmate given a bath afterwards or did they turn a firehose on her?”

“Were the nurses naughty?” said Stackpohl. “These are things we need to know.”

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