UTC to hold “Fuck Month” in April

In response to UT’S “sex week” controversy in recent weeks, a University of Tennessee Chattanooga spokesman announced plans for the school to host its first ever “fuck month” this April. UTC

“We all know college is pretty much a giant fuckfest with some studying in between, so why officially celebrate it for just a week? said UTC Fuck Month organizer Summer Nastanovich.

UTC event organizers announced large purchases of tarps, lube, saddles, and flavorful condoms have been made in preparation for upcoming festivities.

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