BREAKING: Deceased prostitute discovered in trunk during Rossville area “Trunk or Treat” event

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According to witnesses, a deceased prostitute was discovered during a local “Trunk or Treat” event at an unnamed Rossville area church.

TRUNKBystanders reported the prostitute was discovered under a KFC bucket of candy in the trunk of an unmanned vehicle during the event.

“One minute you’re dressing your kid up as their favorite Duck Dynasty character, the next you’re sheltering them from the sight of a dead hooker,” explained local parent Terry Jeffers.